I FINALLY got COBRA. On the 45th day, at the 11th hour, my company decided to grant me my right and give me some healthcare. Ugh!
Now I have the joy of paying $651 a month to these people. I have faith that one day healthcare will be affordable for everyone. It may not happen in my lifetime but I still have faith.
For anyone who has had this problem with their company not wanting to give them COBRA, remember, IT IS YOUR RIGHT. If they don't give you information, call the US Department of Labor and call them out on it.