Thursday, December 30, 2010

Stroke Joke

Vampire nurse comes around asking me about how much water I had to drink that day.

Nurse: How much have you had to drink today?
Me: Oh not much just three vodkas. (RIMSHOT)

Dead silence.

Me: Uh, I had two pitchers of water.
Nurse: Great....

She walks away. Not a very good sense of humor...

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