Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Vacation Stroke Joke

Don't come to the drinks truck if you don't want an alcoholic drink...

Only being able to have 3 or 4 drinks on Carnival Monday was a challenge! I had to space everything out which caused me to run into some problems on the road!

ELJON: Hi, can I have a pineapple juice and soda?
TRUCKTENDER: And?
ELJON: And ice?
TRUCKTENDER: And?
ELJON: Uh, a million dollars?

Trucktender shakes head.

2 comments:

  1. Ha. I would've given you the drink for free for that.

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  2. She was not amused AT ALL. Everyone is so used to saying just give me three shots of rum or vodka that when someone asks for a non-alcoholic drink, they think you have 3 heads! Pretty fun :)

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