How Did That Get There?

If you're on Warfarin or Coumadin or any kind of blood thinner, you know just as well as anyone that you bruise easily. Today, as I was getting dressed, I noticed about 3 black and blues on my legs and one on the back of my arm.  All I have to say is thank goodness it's not bikini season because someone would seriously be questioning whether or not I have been beaten.

I got a paper cut two weeks ago and it pretty much fully healed this week. How sad is that?!  I'm all for cool battle scars but really, how creative can I be with a paper cut scar?  "You should see the other guy" doesn't really work with this kind of injury. 

I have to be thankful that I haven't slipped on ice in this inclement weather.  There's an attractive bruise, black and blues on my booty.  I think I would laugh everytime I would get dressed.