I Miss...Cranberries

Dear Cranberries,

I am been putting off how much I miss you because I really lose my words when thinking about you.  How lush and robust you are, I just don't know how I get on without you!  You're one of my favorite juices and a necessity in Thanksgiving dinners.  How do they expect me to just shun you?

There have been studies where you may not interact with Warfarin and the results are controversial to say the least yet I cannot chance it, I have to stay away from you no matter what.  You are a fickle b*tch...I hate you...I love you...I just don't know.

I'm so confused.

Yours in service,

Eljon